Athens-Ohio

And I listened to her
 Without trying to come up with an excuse to leave
 She used to laugh so hard at
 Something she thought of on the toilet
 That she just about fell off the toilet seat
 Wasn't snowing out anymore
 But every once in a while you could hear a car not
 Being able to get started
 All too easily, all too easily, all too easily
 She might have been the
 Usual sort of
 Landlady smelling
 Of washing-soda
 And backing-powder
 She was one of these very tall
 Round-shouldered
 Women, she was
 About six-four with lousy teeth. She
 Came over to me, and gave me
 These two playful as hell slaps
 On both my cheeks
 I gave her the wrong idea perhaps
 She shouldn't be allowed to watch
 Any and every program
 All too easily, all too easily, all too easily
 She might have been the
 Usual sort of
 Fifty-three miles
 Miles an hour
 In a forty mile-zone and attempted bribery
 Mary Springer married Jerry
 And everything
 Smelled as if she
 Had loads and loads
 Of Vicks nose-drops