Vapors

Can you feel it, nothing can save ya
 For this is the season of catching the vapors
 Since I got time, what I'm gonna do
 Tell ya how it's spreading throughout my crew
 What you want on Nate Dogg
 Who sings on my records, 'Never Leave Me Alone'
 'Ain't No Fun', now check it
 Back in the days before Nate Dogg would get it
 He used to try to holler at this girl named Pam
 The type of female wit fly Gucci gear
 She wore a big turkish wole wit a weave in her hair
 When they tried to kick it, she'd always fess
 Talkin about baby please she wrought his service stress
 Since he wasn't no type of big chronic dealer
 The homie Nate Dogg didn't appeal to her
 But now he wear boots that match with his suits
 And push a Lexus Coupe that's extra cheap
 And now she stop flautin and won't it speakin
 Be comin round the Pound every single weekend
 To get his beeper number she be beggin please
 Dyin for the day to eat these
 She caught the vapors
 She caught the vapors
 I got a little cousin that's kinda plain
 He bring the heeb wit tha beep for the Dogg Pound gang
 A mellow type of fellow best laid back
 But back in the day he wasn't nuthin like that
 I remember when he used to scrap every day
 When my auntie would tell him he would never obey
 He wore his khakis hangin down wit his starks untied
 And a blue and grey cap that said the Eastside
 Around my neighborhood tha people treated him bad
 Said Daz was the worst thing his mom ever had
 They said he grow up to be nuttin but a gangsta
 Or be there in jail or some other shaker
 But now he's grown up to be a surprise
 D-A-Z got a hit record slangin world wide
 Now the same people that didn't like him as a child
 Bought the Dogg Food, Doggfather, and Doggystyle
 They caught the vapors
 They caught the vapors
 I got another homie from tha L-B-C
 Known ta yall as D.J. Warren G
 He cut grass trasform wit finesse
 ... and all that mess
 I remember when we first started to rap
 He tried to get this job at Calvin's record shop
 He was in it to win it, but the boss front and said
 Sorry Warren G but there's no help wanted
 Now my homie Warren still tried
 On and on and on til the like break of dawn
 To work at tha V-I-P would be the link
 But they looked right past him so my homie straight dip
 Now for the year after Regulate
 Warren G is havin papers so my homies write straight
 He walked into the same record shop as before
 And the boss be like Warren welcome to my store
 Offerin him a job but nah he don't want it
 Damn it feels good to see people love Warren
 Cause I remember when at first they wasn't
 Now guess what they call sessy bussin
 The vapors
 They caught vapors
 I got to talk bout me now
 Last subject of tha story is about Snoop Dogg
 I had to work for mine to show I was a true hog
 When I was a teenager I tried to be down
 And since they wasn't tryin to hear me I made the Dogg Pound
 I saw a crew on 2-1 street
 And said, 'Can I be down champ?' They said
 No, and treated me like a wet food stamp
 After gettin rejected, I ain't runnin upset
 I said, 'What's a Dogg do to?' Rhymes at rates
 When I used to go to parties, they make me wait
 What I have to get on the mic to set M-C straight
 I ain't never love no hoe since I'm listenin to my music
 They acted like I wanted to keep hangin with the juzi
 But now things switched from West to East
 Short Dogg do ya remember me from 21st street G?
 'We used to see Daz, back in the day'
 It happens all the time, so brother don't be amazed
 You caught the vapors
 You caught the vapors
 You got the papers