Lodi Dodi (feat. Nancy Fletcher)

Yeah, gotta say what's up to my nigga Slick Rick
 For those who don't like it, eat a dick
 But for those who with me, sing that shit
 As it go a little something like this
 Lodi dodi, we likes to party
 We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody
 We're, just some niggas who're on the mic
 And when we rock up on the mic we rock the mic (right)
 For all my Doggs keepin y'all in health
 Just to see you smile and enjoy yourself
 'Cause it's cool when you cause a cozy condition in
 Which we create, 'cause that's our mission
 So listen close, to what we say
 Because this types of shit happens every day
 I woke up around 10 o'clock in the mornin'
 I gave myself a strech up, a mornin' yawn and
 Went to the bathroom to wash up
 I threw some soap on my face and put my hands up on a cup
 And said um "Mirror mirror, on, the wall"
 "Who is the top Dogg of them all?"
 There was a rubble dubble, five minutes it lasted
 The mirror said, "You are you conceited bastard"
 Well that's true, that's why we never have no beef
 So I slipped off my khakis and my gold leaf
 Used Oil of Olay, 'cause my skin gets pale
 And then I got the file, for my fingernails
 I'm true to the style on my behalf
 I put some bubbles in the tub so I can take a bubble bath
 Clean, dry, was my body and hair
 I threw on my brand new Doggy underwear
 For all the bitches I might take home
 I got the Johnson baby powder and Cool Water cologne
 Now I'm fresh, dressed, like a million bucks
 Threw on my white sox, with my all blue chucks
 Stepped out the house, stopped short, oh no
 I went back in, I forgot my Indo
 Then I dilly (dally) I ran through an (alley)
 I bumped into this smoker named (Sally) from the (Valley)
 This was a girl playin' hard to get
 So I said "What's wrong?" 'cause she looked upset
 She said um
 It's all because of you, I'm feelin said and blue
 You went away, now my life is filled with rainy days
 I love you so, how much you'll never know
 'Cause you took your dope away from me
 Damn, now what was I to do
 She's cryin over me and she was feelin' blue
 I said, "Um, don't cry, dry your eye"
 "And here comes your mother with those two little guys"
 Her mean mother steps then says to me "Hi"
 Decked Sally in the face and punched her in the eye
 Punched her in the belly and stepped on her feet
 Slammed the child on the hard concrete
 The bitch was strong, the kids was gone
 Somethin' was wrong I said, "What was goin' on?"
 I tried to break up, I said, "Stop it, just leave her"
 She said, "If I can't smoke none, she can't either"
 She grabbed my closely by my socks
 So I broke the hell out, and I grabbed my sack of rocks
 But um, they gave chase, they caught up quick
 They started cryin' on my shoes and grabbin' my dick
 And sayin' "Why don't you give me a play?"
 "So we can break it down the Long Beach way"
 "And if you give me that okay"
 "I'll give you all my love today"
 "Doggy, Doggy, Doggy, can't you see?"
 "Somehow your words just hypnotize me"
 "And I just love your jazzy ways"
 "Doggy Dogg, your love is here to stay"
 And on and on and on she kept goin'
 The bitch been around before my mother's born
 I said, "Cheer up" so I gave her a hit
 I said, "You can't have me, I'm too young for you bitch"
 She said, "No you're not," then she starts cryin'
 I says I'm 19, she says, "Stop lyin'"
 I says, "I am, go ask my mother"
 "And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover"
 Yeah, uh, tick-tock ya don't stop
 And to the, uh, tick-tock n'ya don't quit
 Yeah, tick tock and ya don't stop, and to the
 And to the, uh, tick-tock n'ya don't quit, biatch