Song

I'm a bit like a soldier
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 In the way I wear no uniform
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 And choose not to fight
 And fight all night
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 For some other cause
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 Have mercy
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 I'm a bit like the gravedigger
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 Who wields no shovel
 And digs no hole
 But leaves the bodies to rot
 In the places that they stand
 For some other cause
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 Have mercy
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 I'm a bit like the pack mule
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 Carrying no load
 
 Into the canyons of your jive
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 For some other cause
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 Have mercy
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 I'm a bit like the freelance fence painter
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 Who drinks the iced tea you brought him
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 Then eyes your backside as you leave
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 For some other cause
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 Have mercy
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 I'm a bit like the peephole
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 That falls in love with all the eyes
 That look through
 Watching major things unfold
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 From minor flaws
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 For some other cause
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 Have mercy