Wake Up Stanley

Stanley started smoking cigarettes, now he smokes two packs a day
 Got a girlfriend, she puts out, givin Stanley the bj
 Got a job in a fitness store stealing shit for all his boys
 Then he comes home and he's liftin weights and eatin anabolic steroids
 Well Stanley thinks he's cool, but he's too dumb to see
 He don't have any friends, he's just got a fake I.D.
 Wake up, wake up Stanley
 Stanley buyin all the brew for the parties, now he's a real party guy
 He'd even buy a bottle for me or you if we'd hang out with him tonight
 It's 3 AM and here comes Stanley, staggering drunk again
 Stanley needs to realize that the beer makes all his friends
 Well Stanley thinks he's cool, but he's too dumb tosee
 He don't have any friends, he's just got a fake I.D.
 He's got a fake I.D.