Asian Man

Ahh, Very fine chineese rock n' roll
 I'm sick of people telling me
 That dog shouldn't be eaten as a delicacy.
 Yo, it tastes good
 Like a sandwich meat
 And heck I like it
 And it's low in calories
 You eat cow and I eat dog
 One moos one barks but both are animals
 What can I say I have a rat for a pet.
 Can I help it if I like the taste of mans best friend
 Look at me man I am invincible
 I'm back from the past
 And I am the principal.
 I can't die
 I'm like a piece of pie
 I see the bowl of rice
 And I eat the fly
 Elvis is dead
 I'm still alive
 If you're wonderin who is me
 I am Bruce Lee
 I jump tall buildings
 And I chop you suey
 Stick your tongue at me
 And i just say fuey.
 I worship the Buddha yeah
 That fat gold man it's concept religion
 Something you don't understand
 Searching for enlightnement
 I gotta pay the rent
 What can I do they call me
 Asian Man