Party Barge

Father drove a steamroller
 Momma was a crossing guard.
 She got rolled when he got steamed
 And I got left in charge
 Living in a little town with my pedigree in charge
 I chopped down a weakened willow tree
 And built this party barge
 Ports of call, dayglo bait
 Why not see a legend while it's still being made?
 Think it's kind of squirrelly when you're sleeping in the park
 Jam too far propagating in the night
 My colleagues and associates have kicked out all the lights
 Like I said they say, nothing stops a party barge
 "This is lake directory, calling party barge.
 I'm on the phone with pump control, they say you are at large
 Send us your coordinates, we'll send a Saint Bernard"
 Think it's kind of squirrelly when you're sleeping in the park
 Chicken fried pigeon in a sunny jane sauce
 Satan's jeweled laughter has your wife in its claws
 Like I said they say, nothing stops a party barge
 "Send us your coordinates, I'll send a Saint Bernard.
 Send us your coordinates, I'll send a Saint Bernard.
 Send us your coordinates, I'll send a Saint Bernard.
 This is lake directory, calling party barge."