Bad as Me

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 You're the head on the spear
 The nail on the cross
 You're the fly in my beer
 You're the key that got lost
 You're the letter from Jesus on the bathroom wall
 You're mother superior with only a bra
 You're the same, the same, the same kind of bad as me
 You're the same kind of bad as me
 But I'm the hat on the bed
 I'm the coffee instead
 The fish or cut bait
 The detective up late
 I'm the blood on the floor
 The thunder and the roar
 The boat that won't sink
 I just won't sleep a wink
 And you're the same kind of bad as me
 You're the same kind of bad as me
 You're the same kind of bad as me
 You're the same kind of bad as me
 No good, you say?
 Well, that's good enough for me
 You're the wreath that caught fire
 You're preacher of choir
 You bite down on the sheet
 But your teeth have been wired
 You skid in the rain
 You're trying to shift
 You're grinding the gears
 You're trying to shift
 And you're the same kind of bad as me
 You're the same kind of bad as me
 You're the same kind of bad as me
 You're the same kind of bad as me
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 They told me you were no good
 And you take care of all my needs
 You're the same kind of bad as me
 I'm the mattress in the back
 I'm the old gunnysack
 I'm the one with the gun
 Most likely to run
 I'm the car in the weeds
 If you cut me, I'll bleed
 You're the same kind of bad as me
 You're the same kind of bad as me
 You're the same kind of bad as me
 You're the same kind of bad as me
 You're the same kind of bad as me
 You're the same kind of bad as me