D.R.U.N.K.

Tell you what I'm gonna do with my whole day
 I'm gettin' D-R-U-N-K
 Gonna let that whiskey river
 Just a-carry me away
 I won't think an ounce about you
 As I watch the sunshine fade
 There it goes, another one down
 D-R-U-N-K
 I ain't takin' no lip, I ain't takin' out the trash
 D-R-U-N-K
 Ain't puttin' on shoes, I ain't puttin' on pants
 Ain't goin' anywhere anyway
 I lost you, whoop-de-doo
 Yippie-ki-yi-yay
 Hell, I'm glad you're gone, you can kiss my ass
 D-R-U-N-K
 Gettin' H-I-G-H, hi, how ya doin'?
 Raise a glass to a ragged life ruined
 Oh, pop a top and celebrate
 There ain't shit to do today
 Except get D-R-U-N-K
 D-R-U-N-K
 Well, I coulda been sleepin', I coulda been workin' but
 D-R-U-N-K
 My time is a-wastin' and my heart is a-beatin' but
 D-R-U-N-K
 If I hadn't put so much time into
 The one who got away
 Prob'ly coulda been a star by now but
 D-R-U-N-K
 Gettin' H-I-G-H, hi, how ya doin'?
 Raise a glass to a ragged life ruined
 Oh, pop a top and celebrate
 There ain't shit to do today
 Except get D-R-U-N-K
 Yeah, D-R-U-N-K
 D-R-U-N
 D-R-U-N
 D-R-U-N-K
 D-R-U-N
 D-R-U-N
 D-R-U-N-K
 Yeah, D-R-U-N-K
 Gettin' H-I-G-H, hi, hallelujah
 Oh, raise a glass to a ragged life a-ruined
 Oh, pop a top and celebrate
 There ain't shit to do today
 'Cept get D-R-U-N-K
 Yeah, D-R-U-N-K
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