Don't Bother

She's got the kind of look that defies gravity
 She's the greatest cook
 And she's fat free (Fat free, fat free, fat free)
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 She's been to private school
 And she speaks perfect French
 She's got her perfect friends
 Oh, isn't she cool?
 She practices Tai Chi
 She'd never lose her nerve
 She's more than you deserve
 She's just far better than me
 Hey, hey
 So don't bother
 I won't die of deception
 I promise you won't ever see me cry
 Don't feel sorry
 And don't bother, I'll be fine
 But she's waiting
 The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
 So don't bother, be unkind
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 I'm sure she doesn't know
 How to touch you like I would
 I beat her at that one good
 Don't you think so?
 She's almost six feet tall
 She must think I'm a flea
 I'm really a cat, you see
 And it's not my last life at all
 Hey, hey
 So don't bother
 I won't die of deception
 I promise you won't ever see me cry
 Don't feel sorry
 Don't bother, I'll be fine
 But she's waiting
 The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
 So don't bother, be unkind
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 For you, I'd give up all I own
 And move to a communist country
 If you came with me, of course
 And I'd file my nails so they don't hurt you
 And lose those pounds, learn about football
 If it made you stay
 But you won't, but you won't
 So don't bother
 I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine
 Promise you won't ever see me cry
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 And after all, I'm glad that I'm not your type
 Promise you won't ever see me cry
 Don't bother
 I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine
 Promise you won't ever see me cry
 
 And after all, I'm glad that I'm not your type
 Not your type, not your type, not your type
 Promise you won't ever see me cry