Yellow Coat

A forty gallon hat
 And some polka-dot shoes.
 Tomato pickin' onion juice
 To drive away my blues.
 A bright red leather suit,
 A trip in a motorboat,
 And the strike I caused on the waterfront
 When I fell outta my yellow coat.
 Hey now, stick with it.
 Aw baby don't quit it.
 You know you're bound to git it.
 Yes sir, made outta goat skin, foreskin
 And layin' out in milk and gin.
 The people quit the scene
 Like the devil was loose.
 The clouds turned green
 And let down lemon juice.
 What walks on two feet
 And looks like a goat?
 That crazy Screamin' Jay
 In a bright yellow coat.
 Hey now, stick with it.
 Baby, baby don'tcha quit it.
 Aw you're bound to git it.
 Yes sir, made outta goat skin, foreskin
 And layin' out in milk and gin.
 I took a plane out midwest
 To see my Uncle Joe.
 We ran into some real bad weather,
 Ice, rain and snow.
 Fifty million bulldogs
 Twenty mountain goats,
 All gathered 'round at sundown
 To see my yellow coat.
 Hey now, stick with it.
 No, no, no, no don'tcha dare quit it.
 Hey, you're bound to git it.
 Made outta goat skin, foreskin
 And layin' out in milk and gin.