Unless the Laker Game Was On

In Manhattan if the ghouls were ever let loose
 On an unsuspecting day
 They'd run for cover
 They'd look everywhere in every possible way
 But just like in the 1984 smash hit film 'Ghostbusters'
 Well I would cross the streams for you
 Summon all the energy that I could muster
 Unless
 Of course
 The Laker game was on
 'Cause you're my sweet thing
 And I think you're keen
 I do
 If you should ever have to walk in the steps of Job
 To travel to the Wamponi Woo volcano
 Well I would take a sick day
 And I'd swim to meet you there
 We'd bathe in the orange soda
 I'd put hyacinths in your hair
 Unless
 Of course
 The Laker game was on
 'Cause you're my sweet thing
 And I think you're keen
 I do
 'Cause you're my sweet thing
 And I think you're keen
 I do