Hooplas Involving Circus Tricks

It's crowded and we're bored
 The chamber maid, she snores
 The drummer's gone to tune up all her toms
 I laid my head down and now my wallet is gone
 Hooplas involving circus tricks
 At addresses way out in the sticks
 The pixies in tight green little skirts say, "It's so much better now that it hurts"
 The tides that pull you down in the river
 She touched my knee and that made me quiver
 Winks with her eye, 3.14 pi
 Is there anyone who knows the whole thing?
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 It's loaded with references
 When the mime speaks about the biz
 We asked him for a glass that might be clean
 But he's too busy posing for fashion 'zines
 Hooplas involving circus tricks
 At addresses way out in the sticks
 The pixies in tight green little skirts say, "It's so much better now that it hurts"
 The tides that pull you down in the river
 She touched my knee and that made me quiver
 Winks with her eye, 3.14 pi
 Is there anyone who knows the whole thing?
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 Hooplas involving circus tricks
 At addresses way out in the sticks
 The pixies in tight green little skirts say, "It's so much better now that it hurts"
 The tides that pull you down in the river
 She touched my knee and that made me quiver
 Winks with her eye, 3.14 pi
 Is there anyone, is there anyone who?
 Hooplas involving circus tricks
 At addresses way out in the sticks
 The pixies in tight green little skirts say, "It's so much better now that it hurts"
 The tides that pull you down in the river
 She touched my knee and that made me quiver
 Winks with her eye, 3.14 pi
 Is there anyone who knows the whole thing?