Drink To Get Drunk - Eli & Fur Remix

I use my mouth and air to blow balloon up
 I prick with pin to watch it burst
 To make noise I use my brain
 To unlock doors I use a key
 When I'm looking for something I use my eyes
 I use booze to unlock me
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 I wear shoes so I can run
 As to avoid the broken glass
 I wear the pants because they suit me
 And to discourage the pinchin' of ass
 I'll tell a joke to make you laugh
 I'll close the door to have a cry
 They say that change and pain is a positive thing
 So have I changed since you die-
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 I eat food to satisfy my hunger
 I drink water to quench my thirst
 I use my mouth and air to blow balloon up
 I prick with pin to watch it burst
 To make noise I use my brain
 To unlock doors I use a key
 When I'm looking for something I use my eyes
 I use booze to unlock me
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 I wear shoes so I can run
 As to avoid the broken glass
 I wear the pants because they suit me
 And to discourage the peepin' eyes
 I'll tell a joke to make you laugh
 I'll close the door to have a cry
 They say that change and pain is a positive thing
 So have I changed since you die-