Sam I Am

Well, tried to be your paper boy
 Tried to be your boy scout
 Tried to be your ice cream man
 I could not be your soldier
 Or even drive your bus
 My skills weren't always that obvious
 Yeah, but I hope you understand
 I'll do the best I can
 I ain't no perfect man but Sam I am
 I'm a back-talkin' fighter
 A silver bullet biter
 I'm a flip-flop slider
 And a guitar moonlighter
 I'm your prove it all nighter
 Your holy ghost writer
 Pale of shade whiter
 I'm your rock 'n' roll driver, oh yeah, oh yeah
 That's all I am
 I tried to be your oil man
 Tried to be your big boss
 Tried to be your broker but you took a loss
 It's just a hopeless case
 And I ain't no lawyer
 I only got a few tricks I can show ya
 And I hope you understand it
 I'll do the best I can
 I ain't no Superman but Sam I am
 And I'm a feel good doctor
 A big bad talker
 After midnight walker
 Sittin on the bay docker
 I'm a sunshine stalker
 Hodaddy wave watcher
 Heaven's door knocker
 Blue, white and red rocker, oh yeah, oh yeah
 That's all I am
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 Well, well listen
 I tried to be everything to you
 Yeah, but it would not would not do
 I got nothin on my resume
 But I can rock you and roll you each and everyday
 Have mercy on me
 I am not sorry
 Believe me, it's easy
 I'll do my best to be a
 Straight shot shooter
 A bad motor scooter
 Sunny honeymooner
 Your heavy metal crooner
 Make you wanna holler
 Shirt with no collar
 Wish I was a couple inches taller
 White, blue and red rocker, oh yeah, oh yeah
 Uh, I say yeah, yeah, yeah
 That's all I am
 That's all I am
 Baby, baby, baby
 Sam I Am