Legend Has It

Hear what I say, we are the business today
 Fuck shit is finished today
 RT & J, we the new PB & J
 We dropped a classic today
 We did a tablet of acid today
 Lit joints with the matches and ashes away
 SKRRRT! We dash away
 Donner and Dixon, the pistol is blastin' away
 Doctors of death
 Curing our patients of breath
 We are the pain you can trust
 Crooked at work
 Cookin' up curses and slurs
 Smokin' my brain into mush
 I became famous for blamin' you fucks
 Maimin' my way through the brush
 There is no training or taming of me and my bruh
 Look like a man, but I'm animal raw
 We are the murderous pair
 That went to jail and we murdered the murderers there
 Then went to Hell and discovered the devil
 Delivered some hurt and despair
 Used to have powder to push
 Now I smoke pounds of the kush
 Holy, I'm burnin' a bush
 Now I give a fuck about none of this shit
 Jewel runner over and out of this bitch
 Woo!
 Woo!
 Step into the spotlight, woo!
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 Woo!
 Copping of uppers and downers get done
 I'm in a rush to be numb
 Droppin' a thousand ain't much
 Come from the clouds
 On a missile to turn this whole town into dust
 Don't make a sound, baby, hush
 I am the living swipe right on the mic, I'm a slut
 I don't know how to not spit like a lout
 I'll spill a pound of my kids on your couch
 Half of a mongrel and mythical team
 Villainous treacherous things
 Legend says El is a spawn out of Hell
 The myth is my mama's a murderous queen
 Your life can end like in Godfather 1
 You get the gun as I christen my son
 If I die today and it's Hell I should pay
 Tell the Lord Mikey said, "Fuck it was fun"
 Every new record's my dick in a box
 We get a doozy, the moola's a lock
 You're getting used to me doing no wrong
 I don't play chicken, you prick, I'm a fox
 You wanna kick it, I'll give you the rocks
 You kiss the wood chipper blade if you bark
 I'm fuckin' magic, in fact I'm a warlock of talk
 I got a unicorn horn for a (Stop)
 Woo!
 Woo!
 Step into the spotlight, woo!
 Woo!
 And the crowd goes RTJ!
 And the crowd goes RTJ!
 And the crowd goes RTJ!
 And the crowd goes RTJ!
 RTJ! RTJ! RTJ! RTJ!
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 Mike in the jelly, won't snitch
 I'll rent a room at the Ritz
 I'll sip a fifth of the whisk
 I'll smoke a dub in the tub
 Then I will split both my wrists
 I'll pull a sword on you simps
 Just with a flick of the wrist
 Get your neck giving up mist
 Me and Mike skip away whistlin' and grin
 Every day's golden when you only win
 Bullyin' bastards and beatin' on beats
 Sounds like a day at the beach, preach
 I keep it middle school, step on your feet
 Before you can speak, blaow! to the teeth
 We move on one to ones, you think I'm meek
 You think I'm lion, you right, see my teeth
 Don't be a bore when I'm roaring vamoose
 Hunting's no fun when your prey doesn't move
 I'll put a gun to a bunny like choose
 Say somethin' funny or bunny go boom
 You got a bevy of shit you could groove
 We'd like to thank you for choosing our crew
 And that's from the crew you can trust
 Warranty plus for fuckin' shit up
 We are the no-gooders, do-gooders
 Known to the dancers and dealers and doers of dust