It's Not Funny

It's not funny, when you buy a TV off the street
 You take it home, plug it in, bam, you got beat
 It's not funny, when you buy a house with all you got
 And the day you go to see it it's a vacant lot
 It's not funny, it's not funny
 It's not funny, when you come to work late
 You have the key to the office and the boss had to wait
 It's not funny, makin' money on a regular basis
 And losin' every dime, bettin' on the races
 It's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny
 It's not funny, when you have a show and thousands come
 And your drummer bring the sticks but forgets his drums
 It's not funny, when you see three cars you like
 And your pocket can only buy a three-speed bike
 It's not funny, it's not funny
 It's not funny, when we got on the wrong plane
 We wanted to go to L.A. but we were headed for Spain
 It's not funny, when you pull off an incredible caper
 You thought you got over next day you're in the paper
 It's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny
 It's not funny, when you leave your house without an umbrella
 Then it rains you're an unhappy fella
 It's not funny, it's not funny
 It's not funny, it's not funny, when you lie and said that you prayed
 When the truth was revealed, you went to hell anyway
 It's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny
 It's, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's, it's not funny