All Is Fair In Love And War

Now the first is that there ain't no rules
 Some you win and some you lose
 Just when you think that love is true
 Somebody makes a fool out of you
 Like it or not one thing for sure
 All is fair in love and war.
 You and me, we make love all night
 Then we end up in a knock down, drag out fight
 We kick and cuss and scream and shout
 Until we forget what we're fightin' about
 Kiss, makeup and make love some more
 'Cause all is fair in love and war.
 Well, anything goes when it come to love
 Someone's going down when push comes to shove
 It's a fight to the finish with no holds barred
 If someone winds up with a broken heart
 That's tough, that's real tough.
 Now baby you know I sure would grieve
 If you were to ever leave me
 I guess I'd have to find me someone new
 Someone who's a little bit prettier than you
 Just to even up the score
 'Cause all is fair in love and war.
 Well, anything goes when it come to love
 Someone's going down when push comes to shove
 It's a fight to the finish with no holds barred
 If someone winds up with a broken heart
 That's tough, that's real tough.
 Now baby you know I sure would grieve
 If you were to ever leave me
 I guess I'd have to find me someone new
 Someone who's a little bit prettier than you
 Just to even up the score
 'Cause all is fair in love and war.