Burma Shave

Way down yonder by the forks of the branch
 The old sow whistled and the little pigs danced
 Burma Shave, Burma, Burma, Burma Shave
 I bet I've seen a million rows
 Of them little red poles and it's signs up and down the line
 Come on come on one more time
 Yonder goes Willie, he's passin' on a hill
 He don't dress nice but he drives fit to kill
 Burma Shave, Burma, Burma, Burma Shave
 I bet I've seen a million rows
 Of them little red poles and it's signs up and down the line
 Giddyup giddyup tally ho
 Well my pappy ain't smart he ain't good at quizzin'
 But one thing he knows is how to keep mama his'n
 Burma Shave, Burma, Burma, Burma Shave
 I bet I've seen a million rows
 Of them little red poles and it's signs up and down the line
 Come on, come on one more time
 Roses are red and violets are blue you chase me and so am I
 Burma Shave, Burma, Burma, Burma Shave
 I bet I've seen a million rows
 Of them little red poles and it's signs up and down the line
 Come on, come on