Foolish Behaviour

Can I introduce myself
 I'm a man of panache and wealth
 Sound in mind, body, soul and health
 Why I wanna kill my wife
 I have the urge to take her life
 Been planing for years to get rid of her
 Not divorce I really do mean to kill her
 She's so full of useless information and trivia
 That's why I wanna kill my wife
 I have a duty to take her life
 Her stupid friends get right up my nose
 They all wear annoyingly sensible clothes
 They're all so bleeding grandiose,
 You know why I should kill her friends
 They're all driving Mercedes Benz.
 He'll escape down into Mexico
 Sell the house and find a nice young girl
 He'll laugh and sing and he won't work anymore.
 Should I string her up or strangle her in bed
 Suffocate that little venomous head
 Or perhaps I'll just whip her to death
 Listen do me a favor kill my wife
 Do it for mankind take her life
 Or should I act quite cold and deliberate
 Or maybe blow out her brains with a bullet
 They'll think suicide they won't know who done it
 I'm gonna kill my wife I'm really gonna take her life.
 He'll escape down into Mexico
 Sell the house and find a nice young girl
 He'll laugh and sing and he won't work anymore
 The moment of truth has come
 I'm at the point of no return
 I've got my hands locked round her throat
 I'm about to kill my wife
 Don't stop me now I'm gonna take her life
 Too late now I'm gonna kill my wife
 Can't help myself I'm gonna take her life
 Telephone rang and he woke from his sleep
 His wife snoring soundly next to him
 It was all a very nasty dream