Blondes (Have More Fun) - 2008 Remaster

Is it a matter of opinion
 or just a contradiction
 but from where I come from
 all the blondes have more fun
 Well just awatch them sisters on a Saturday night
 Peroxide causin' all the fights
 I took a rose in Texas
 she gimme plenty of practice
 But I couldn't touch the surface
 'cos of recent facelift
 She had no idea what love's about
 'cept the one o'clock call on the casting couch
 Sissy from New York
 was on the cover of New Vogue
 I ain't supposed to be available
 So completely untouchable
 I got a limousine 'n' bodyguard and chaperone
 But God knows Rodder just needs to ball
 You can keep your black and your red heads
 You can keep your brunettes too
 I wanna girl that's semi intelligent
 Gimme a blonde that's six feet two boy
 and that ain't all
 I had a crush on Bardot
 Fell in love with Monroe
 Read about 'em in the nationals
 All the juicy little scandals
 But I never saw 'em dancin' at the county hall
 with the short fat guy's prematurely bald
 Dig this
 You can keep your black and your red heads
 you can keep your brunettes too
 Don't wanna subservient woman
 Gimme a blonde that's six feet two boy
 and that ain't all