Bewitched, Bothered & Bewildered

After one whole quart of brandy
 Like a daisy I awake
 With no Bromo Seltzer handy
 I don't even shake
 Men are not a new sensation
 Have done pretty well, I think
 But this half-pint imitation
 Put me on the blink
 I'm wild again
 Beguiled again
 A simpering, whimpering child again
 Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I
 Listen, baby
 I couldn't sleep
 And wouldn't sleep
 Until I could sleep where I shouldn't sleep
 Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I
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 Lost my heart but what of it
 My mistake I agree
 Oh, she's such a laugh and I love it
 Although the laugh's on me
 Oh, oh I'll sing to him (yeah, yeah)
 Bring springs to him (oh yeah)
 And worship the trousers that cling to him (oh)
 Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I
 Oh, you're so cute
 Oh she's kept enough, she's slept enough
 And yet, where it counts she's adapt enough (oh, oh)
 Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I
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 When he talks he is seeking (tell me baby)
 Words to get off his chest (that's right)
 Horizontally speaking
 She's at her very best (aha)
 Oh, we've seen a lot
 I mean a lot
 And now we're like sweet seventeen a lot
 Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I
 Oh, we're vexed again
 Perplexed again
 Thank God we can't be over-sexed again
 Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I, oh