Better off Dead

Call the girls and dress up fine
 Tonight I felt like suicide
 Roll them dice and pour the wine
 Shuffle them cards and deal them fine
 Got nobody to kiss tonight
 Nothing to lose but my appetite
 Wanna be silly and sing and shout
 Gotta get legless and fall about
 Turn the music up nice and loud
 Cheer me up don't bring me down
 Gonna lose my job next week
 Getting replaced by a silicone chip
 I might have been a hero
 But I chose to stay in bed
 I might have been prime minister
 but right now honey I'm better off dead
 I might have been a hero
 But I chose to stay in bed
 I might have been prime minister
 but right now honey I'm better off dead
 Don't like the scenery don't like the set
 Tear it all down and start again
 Man keeps talking on the radio
 Telling me what I don't wanna know
 Radiation wars and layatril
 If tax don't get ya then cancer will
 I might have been a hero
 But I chose to stay in bed
 I might have been prime minister
 but right now honey I'm better off dead
 I might have been a hero
 But I chose to stay in bed
 I might have been prime minister
 but right now honey I'm better off dead
 Better off dead, better off dead
 Better off dead, better off dead