Attractive Female Wanted - 2008 Remaster

I'm tired of buying Penthouse and Oui and Hustler
 It's Friday night I'm all alone still a bachelor
 She said she'd call me when she'd finished work
 Haven't heard a word all day
 I may not be Warren Beatty or Mohammed Ali
 (Attractive female wanted)
 I ain't asking a great deal, just a female to move in with me
 (Attractive female wanted)
 I'll share all my records, toothbrush and car
 and color TV, honestly
 A single girl for my single bed is my remedy
 (Attractive female wanted)
 She doesn't have to be a movie star
 cover of a magazine
 She can work in a garage all day
 in the evening some canteen
 I'm tired of blind dates making silly mistakes
 It's embarrassing
 (Attractive female wanted)
 I've had no complaints
 but obviously you've guessed
 no compliments
 (Attractive female wanted)
 Won't someone please answer my prayers
 before I'm old and grey
 (Attractive female wanted)
 I've been lonely too long
 all of my family think I'm gay
 She doesn't have to be a movie star
 cover of magazine
 She can work in a garage all day
 in the evening some canteen
 Attractive female wanted
 Active female wanted
 I may get drunk stink like a skunk
 but she'll look after me
 (Attractive female wanted)
 Put me to bed ease my aching head
 and made fuss of me
 You know what I gonna do
 Think I'll write a letter
 to Mr. Hugh Heffner confidentially
 Dear Sir
 A single girl for my single bed is my remedy