Certainly Cliquot

(She's certainly cliquot)
 (She's certainly cruel)
 She was tapering to a point
 In a corona of foam
 I had one chance to stop her eggs
 Pronounced "eggs" or "brad"
 But although inches from her column
 I started falling out
 Dover, get undressed, this
 Car is parked with a sponge
 A mind is a persuasive place
 Especially when it's dark
 She uncorked herself
 Teeth spilling from her nostrils
 Her handle inflated to fill
 My hand just so
 And in her breast pocket she wore
 A fish named Angelo
 Of which I have the duplicate, Eric