Snowflakes

Leave slowly but come back quick
 Eat so much it makes us sick
 Start to look just like Saint Nick
 And fall down like a snowflake
 Uncle Dylan's late to lunch
 Nana Gwen's drank too much
 My lovely wife was buzzed at brunch
 We're all a bunch of snowflakes
 We're all a bunch of snowflakes
 Murray the step-dad has brought Mary-Lou
 Tryin' to tell us why Trump is good for you
 The table goes quiet 'cause that's what we do
 We're all liberal snowflakes
 My dad's new girlfriend from Taiwan
 Brand new to the country and she's 21
 They met online and now she's my mum
 She's never seen a snowflake
 'Cause they don't get no snowflakes
 Once in a lonely lifetime
 There'll be peace for all mankind
 I went out to the world
 And I was searchin' for my tribe
 Now it's a family vibe
 In this home of mine
 The reason I'm alive
 The snowflakes of mine
 Mum's bringin' up the past again
 And somehow World War Three begins
 Think I know how this one ends
 I'm off to watch the snowflakes
 Time won't change us, nothin' will
 I know they're not perfect but I love them still
 Much makes me happy but my family will
 Love this bunch of snowflakes
 God bless this bunch of snowflakes
 Once in a lonely lifetime
 There'll be peace for all mankind
 I went out to the world
 And I was searchin' for my tribe
 Now it's a family vibe
 In this home of mine
 The reason I'm alive
 The snowflakes of mine
 All my life, a love insane
 These are my people
 Oh, oh, oh, oh
 Time won't change us, nothin' will
 I know they're not perfect but I love them still
 Not much makes me happy but my family will
 I love this bunch of snowflakes
 God bless this bunch of snowflakes