No-No Song

Huh-huh! Huh-huh
 (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
 (Aye-aye-aye-aye)
 A lady that I know just came from Colombia
 She smiled because I did not understand
 Then she held out some marijuana, ha ha
 She said it was the best in all the land
 And I said, "No, no, no, no, I don't smoke it no more
 I'm tired of waking up on the floor
 No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze
 And then it makes it hard to find the door"
 (Ah-ah-aye-aye)
 A woman that I know just came from Mallorca, Spain
 She smiled because I did not understand (parazzi, parazzi!) (olé!)
 Then she held out a ten pound bag of cocaine
 She said it was the finest in the land
 And I said
 "No, no, no, no, I don't - it no more
 I'm tired of waking up on the floor
 No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze
 Then it makes it hard to find the door"
 (Aye-aye-aye-aye)
 (Aye-aye-aye-aye)
 (Aye-aye-aye-aye)
 (Aye-aye-aye)
 A man that I know just came from Nashville, Tennessee 'O (oh no!)
 He smiled because I did not understand
 Then he held out some moonshine whiskey, oh ho
 He said it was the best in all the land (and he wasn't joking)
 And I said
 "No, no, no, no, I don't drink it no more
 I'm tired of waking up on the floor
 No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze
 Then it makes it hard to find the door"
 Well, I said
 "No, no, no, no, I can't take it no more
 I'm tired of waking up on the floor
 No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze
 And then it makes it hard to find the door"
 Hey yeah
 I'll just have another drink, barman, have you got a large brandy?