Cinderella - Original Broadway Cast: Stepsisters' Lament

Why would a fellow want a girl like her?
 A frail and fluffy beauty?
 Why can't a fellow ever once prefer
 A solid girl like me?!
 She's a frothy little bubble
 With a flimsy kind of charm
 And with very little trouble
 I could break her little arm!
 Oh oh why would a fellow want a girl like her?
 So obviously unusual?
 Why can't a fellow ever once prefer
 A usual girl like me?!
 Her cheeks are a pretty shade of pink,
 But not any pinker than a rose is.
 Her skin may be delicate and soft
 But not any softer that a doe's is.
 Her neck is no wider that a swan's
 She's only as dainty as a daisy
 She's only as graceful as a bird...
 So why is the fellow going crazy?
 Oh why would a fellow want a girl like her,
 A girl who's merely lovely?
 Why can't a fellow ever once prefer
 A girl who's merely me?!
 What's the matter with the man?
 What's the matter with the man?
 What's the matter with the man?!