Suckers

"This one is for all the suckers—"
 "I wanna say it."
 "—who still believe in love."
 "Let me say it."
 "Shut up!"
 "Let me say it."
 "Oh, fine."
 "Thi-this... What do I say?"
 "Ughh."
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 Hey, everybody
 I've got something to tell
 It's what I learned from relationship hell
 Lust turns to disgust
 A heart of gold into rust
 A soft touch to a slap in the face
 It gets old
 It goes away
 This one's
 For all the suckers who still believe in love
 This one's for you
 This one's
 For all the suckers who still believe in love
 This one's for you
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 It never works
 But we keep trying like fools
 Learning and breaking the rules
 At first you're excited
 Then you're less than delighted
 By the end you want them to drop dead
 It can't last
 It's gone so fast
 This one's
 For all the suckers who still believe in love
 This one's for you
 This one's
 For all the suckers who still believe in love
 This one's for you
 Sucker, sucker, sucker, sucker
 Sucker, sucker, sucker, sucker
 Sucker, sucker, sucker, sucker
 Sucker, sucker, sucker, sucker
 This song is brought to you in part by all the suckers who still believe in love. This one's for you!
 This one's
 For all the suckers who still believe in love
 This one's for you
 This one's
 For all the suckers who still believe in love
 This one's for you
 This one's for you
 This one's for you
 This one's for you
 This one's for you
 This one's for you
 This one's for you
 This one's for you
 "Oh, sugar buns..."
 "Yes?"
 "This one's for all the suckers who still believe in love."
 "Ha ha ha ha."
 "This one's for you!"