Don't Start A Band

Don't start a band
 Nobody wants to hear
 Nobody understands
 Don't start a band
 You'll be so disappointed
 That it was nothing like you planned
 Don't start a band
 Oh yea yea yea
 I hate to ruin the magic
 I hate to kill the dream
 But once you've been behind the scenes
 Well you'll know just what I mean
 You might think that's its cool to get up on the stage
 And play rock and roll with your heart and soul
 But no one shows up and your songs all suck
 And there's no applause and no flying bras
 No girls will scream for you
 And no ones gonna sing along with you
 Don't start a band
 Nobody wants to hear
 Nobody understands
 Don't start a band
 You will be so damn terrible
 They'll all think your shitty and you're bland
 Don't start a band
 Oh yea yea yea
 'Cause you wont get paid
 And you won't get laid ... Yeah yeah
 And even if you make it
 All the way to MTV
 I don't think you could take it
 All the bullshit and the greed
 Everyone is so fake when they shake you hand
 And they kiss your ass 'cause they're makin' cash
 And the business end will turn every friend
 To an enemy oh you will see
 They'll turn their backs and they'll be gone
 Faster than can say "What did I do wrong?"
 Don't start a band
 Nobody really cares
 Nobody understands
 Don't start a band
 You will sign your life away
 And then you will be working for the man
 Don't start a band
 Oh yea yea yea
 Your message will get lost
 You will be double crossed ... Alright!
 And if you think that the joy of playing
 Will keep you going through the years
 Wait till you're poor and frustrated
 And the fun just disappears
 Nobody cares what you have to say
 And no one's gonna listen anyway
 Rock and roll will bring you down
 And it will kick you while you're on the ground
 Don't start a band
 Don't even try you will regret it yea
 Don't start a band
 You will be so disappointed
 That it was nothing like you planned
 Don't start a band
 Oh yea yea yea
 So just give up now
 I'll show you how
 Don't start a band
 Don't start a band
 Don't start a band
 Don't start a band