Beer

One, two, three, four
 (Whoo-oh-ho)
 (Whoo-oh-ho)
 She called me late last night to say she loved me so
 It didn't matter anymore
 I say she never cared and that she never will
 I'd do it all again, I guess I'll have to wait until then
 And if I get drunk well I'll pass out on the floor now baby
 'Cause you won't bother me no more
 And if you're drinkin' well you know that you're my friend and I'll say
 "I think I'll have myself a beer"
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 (Whoo-oh-ho)
 (Whoo-oh-ho)
 She called me late last night to say she loved me so
 But I guess you changed her mind
 Well, I should have known it wouldn't be all right
 But I can't live without her so I won't even try
 And if I get drunk well I'll pass out on the floor now baby
 'Cause you won't bother me no more
 And if you're drinkin' well you know that you're my friend and I'll say
 "I think I'll have myself a beer"
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 Maybe some day I'll think of what to say
 Maybe next time I'll remember what to do?
 She looks like Heaven, maybe this is Hell?
 She said she'd do it all again, she'd promise not to tell, (no!)
 And if I get drunk well I'll pass out on the floor now baby
 'Cause you won't bother me no more
 (She said)
 "It's okay boy, 'cause you know we'll be good friends" and I'll say
 "I think I'll have myself a beer"
 "I think I'll have myself a ..."
 Whoo-oh-ho-whoo
 Whoo-oh-ho-whoo
 Whoo-oh-ho-whoo
 Yeah, yeah, yeah
 (Whoo-oh-ho)
 (Whoo-oh-ho)