Twisted

It's been raining for a long time and I can't seem to stand
 She left about an hour ago and so did the band
 I'm sitting at the bar with my face in the jar
 And something tells me I'm twisted
 Wo ho sitting at the bar with my face in the jar
 And something tells me I'm twisted
 People are looking hazy and people are looking dim
 I'd go for help if I could find the way I came in
 I feel in clover, it's time to keel over
 Something tells me I'm twisted
 Wo ho sitting at the bar with my face in the jar
 And something tells me I'm twisted
 Here's the one to lay you out with Charlie in the trough
 This one's got your name on it written in the froth
 Draining the dregs, I'm running out of legs
 Something tells me I'm twisted
 Wo ho sitting at the bar with my face in the jar
 And something tells me I'm twisted
 Wo ho sitting at the bar with my face in the jar
 And something tells me I'm twisted