Oliver's Army

Don't start that talking
 I could talk all night
 My mind goes sleep walkin'
 While I'm puttin' the world to right
 Call careers information
 Got yourself an occupation
 Oliver's army is here to stay
 Oliver's army are on their way
 And I would rather be anywhere else
 Than here today
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 There was a checkpoint Charlie
 He didn't pack a smile
 But it's no laughing party
 When you've been on the murder mile
 Only takes one inch of trigger
 One more widow, one less white nigger
 Oliver's army is here to stay
 Oliver's army are on their way
 And I would rather be anywhere else
 Than here today
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 Hong Kong is up for grabs
 London is full of ab's
 We could be in Palestine
 Overrun by the chinese line
 With the boys from the mersey
 And the thames and the tyne
 But there's no danger
 It's a professional career
 Though it could be arranged
 With just a word in Mr. Churchill's ear
 If you're out of luck or out of work
 We could send you to Johannesburg
 Oliver's army is here to stay
 Oliver's army are on their way
 And I would rather be anywhere else
 Than here today
 Oliver's army is here to stay (and I would rather be anywhere else)
 Than here today
 Oliver's army is here to stay (and I would rather be anywhere else)
 Than here today
 Oliver's army is here to stay
 Than here today
 Oliver's army is here to stay
 Than here today
 Oliver's army is here to stay
 Than here today