Trapped In the Closet Chapter 1

Seven o'clock in the morning
 And the rays from the sun wakes me
 I'm stretchin' and yawnin'
 In a bed that don't belong to me
 And a voice yells, "Good morning, darlin'," from the bathroom
 Then she comes out and kisses me
 And to my surprise, she ain't you
 Now I've got this dumb look on my face like, what have I done?
 How could I be so stupid to be have laid here 'til the morning sun?
 Must of lost the track of time
 Oh, what was on my mind?
 From the club, went to her home
 Didn't plan to stay that long
 Here I am, quickly tryin' to put on my clothes
 Searching for my car keys
 Tryin' to get on up out the door
 Then she stretched her hands in front of it
 Said, "You can't go this way"
 Looked at her, like she was crazy
 I said, "Woman move out my way"
 I said, "I got a wife at home"
 She said, "Please don't go out there"
 "Lady, I've got to get home"
 She said, "Her husband was comin' up the stairs"
 "Shh, shh, quiet
 Hurry up and get in the closet"
 She said, "Don't you make a sound
 Or some shit is going down"
 I said, "Why don't I just go out the window?"
 "Yes, except for one thing, we on the fifth floor"
 "Shit, think, shit, think, shit, quick, put me in the closet"
 And now I'm in this darkest closet, tryin' to figure out
 Just how I'm gonna get my crazy ass up out this house
 Then he walks in and yells, "I'm home"
 She says, "Honey, I'm in the room"
 He walks in there with a smile on his face
 Sayin', "Honey, I've been missin' you"
 She hops all over him
 And says, "I've cooked and ran your bath water"
 Tellin' you now, this girl's so good that she deserves an Oscar
 Throws her in the bed
 And start to snatchin' her clothes off
 I'm in the closet, like man, what the - is going on?
 You're not gonna believe it
 But things get deeper as the story goes on
 Next thing you know, a call comes through on my cell phone
 I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
 But from the way he act, I could tell it was too late
 He hopped up and said, "There's a mystery going on, and I'm gonna solve it"
 And I'm like, "God please, don't let this man open this closet"
 He walks in the bathroom
 And looks behind the door
 She says, "Baby, come back to bed"
 He says, "Bitch, say no more"
 He pulls back the shower curtain
 While she's biting her nails
 Then he walks back to the room
 Right now, I'm sweating like hell
 Checks under the bed (bed)
 Then under the dresser (dresser)
 He looks at the closet (closet)
 I pull out my Beretta (Beretta)
 He walks up to the closet (closet)
 He comes up to the closet (closet)
 Now he's at the closet (closet)
 Damn, he's opening the closet (closet)