Vicki Waiting

"I'm of a mind 2 make some mookie, heh heh... phonebook"
 The phone rings - it's Vicki callin'
 She wants me 2 come 2 the crib
 U see, conversation's better than being lonely
 So I try my best 2 ad lib
 I tell her the joke about the woman
 Who asked her lover - "Why is your organ so small?"
 He replied, "I didn't know I was playin' in a cathedral"
 Vicki didn't laugh at all
 This is where she wants 2 be
 And I am what she wants 2 see
 I've never known a love so sweet
 But still I keep Vicki waiting
 Alright
 All is well in Gotham City
 The sound of terror is all U hear
 Sometime a pistol take the place of her body
 Sometimes her body's here
 U see, when crime is your only love
 All that matters - the present, the here and now
 People, people - whatever floats this Joker's boat
 Is whatever this Joker will bang
 CHORUS:
 This is where she wants 2 be (I...)
 I am what she wants 2 see
 Never known a love so sweet
 Still I keep Vicki waiting
 Oh yeah
 Wait on, mama
 Talk of children still frightens me
 Is my character enough 2 be? (Never)
 One that deserves a copy made? (Never, never)
 This I one day, I hope 2 see
 Until then she's held at bay by my animal-like persistence
 Or maybe she's just 2 proud 2 say
 That fate (fate) brought us 2gether
 And this is where she wants 2 stay
 CHORUS {x2}
 (Oh)
 (Oh yeah)
 (Ah yeah, yeah, yeah)
 All is well in Gotham Town (This is where she wants 2 be)
 I am what she wants 2 see
 I've never known a love so sweet
 But still I keep Vicki...
 Still I keep Vicki...
 Still I keep Vicki waiting, oh yeah (Waiting)
 Uh-huh, uh-huh
 Still I keep Vicki...
 Still I keep Vicki waiting
 This is where she wants 2 be