Something In The Water (Does Not Compute) - Original Version

Some people tell me I've got great legs
 Can't figure out why you make me beg
 Does not compute
 Do not compute
 You think you're special, well so do I
 Why do special women make me cry?
 Does not compute (baby)
 Somethin' don't compute
 Must be something in the water they drink
 It's been the same with every girl I've had
 Must be something in the water they drink
 Why else would a woman want to treat a man so bad?
 
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 People think I'm kind of smart
 Why must a fellow stop with you before he starts?
 Do not compute
 I'll buy you clothing, buy you fancy cars
 But you got to talk to me, baby, tell me who you really are
 Must be something in the water they drink
 It's been the same with every girl I've had
 Must be something in the water they drink
 Why else would a woman want to treat a man so bad?
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 Must be something in the water they drink
 It's been the same with every girl I've had
 Must be something in the water they drink
 'Cause why else would a woman want to treat a man so bad?
 Oh lord
 I said must be something in the water they drink
 Same with every girl I've had
 Must be something in the water they drink
 'Cause why else would a woman want to treat a man so bad?