Something In The Water (Does Not Compute)

Some people tell me I got great legs
 Can't figure out why you make me beg
 Does not compute (Does not compute)
 Don't not compute (Don't not compute)
 You think you're special, well so do I
 Why do special women make me cry?
 Does not compute (Does not compute)
 It don't not compute (Don't not compute)
 Must be something in the water they drink
 It's been the same with every girl I've had
 Must be something in the water they drink
 'Cause why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?
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 Some people think I'm kinda cute
 But that don't compute when it comes to Y-O-U
 It don't compute
 Somethin' mama don't compute
 What's the hangup? What's the scam?
 Guess you think I'm just another one... one of your fans
 It don't compute (Don't not compute)
 Somethin' honey don't compute (Don't not compute)
 Must be something in the water they drink
 'Cause why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?
 I've got to get to you, baby
 Some people think I'm kinda smart
 Why must a fella stop with you before he starts?
 It don't compute, mama (Does not compute)
 Somethin' don't compute (Don't not compute)
 I'd buy you clothing, buy you fancy cars
 But you gotta talk to me, baby, tell me who you really are
 Must be something in the water they drink
 It's been the same with every girl I've had
 Must be something in the water you drink
 Why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?
 (Must be something in the water you drink)
 (Does not compute)
 (Don't not compute)
 (Don't not compute)
 (Must be something in the water you drink)
 Bitch you think you're special? (Must be something in the water you drink)
 So do I
 Second coming (Must be something in the water you drink)
 Why in God's name
 Do you wanna make me cry?
 Why? (Must be something in the water you drink) Why?
 (Must be something in the water you drink) I'd do anything for you, anything
 (Must be something in the water you drink) Why don't you talk to me?
 Tell me who you are (Must be something in the water you drink)
 Don't do this to me
 Please don't do this (Must be something in the water you drink)
 
 (Must be something in the water you drink) Why? Why?
 I do love you, I do
 Or else I wouldn't go through all the things I do