Darling Nikki

I knew a girl named Nikki
 I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
 I met her in a hotel lobby
 Masturbating with a magazine
 She said, "How'd you like to waste some time?"
 And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind
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 She took me to her castle
 And I just couldn't believe my eyes
 She had so many devices
 Everything that money could buy
 She said, "Sign your name on the dotted line"
 The lights went out and Nikki started to grind
 Oh, Nikki
 The castle started spinning
 Or maybe it was my brain
 I can't tell you what she did to me
 But my body will never be the same
 Oh, her lovin' will kick your behind
 Oh, she'll show you no mercy
 But she'll sure enough, sure enough
 Show you how to grind
 Darling, Nikki
 Oh
 Woke up the next morning
 Nikki wasn't there
 I looked all over, all I found
 Was a phone number on the stairs
 It said, "Thank you for a funky time
 Call me up whenever you wanna grind"
 Oh, Nikki
 Oh, oh
 Aw, come back Nikki, come back
 Your dirty little Prince wanna grind, grind, grind, grind
 Grind, grind, grind, grind, grind
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