All the Critics Love U in New York

You can dance if you want to, all the critics love you in New York
 You don't have to keep the beat, they'll still think it's neat, in New York
 You can wear what you want to, it doesn't matter in New York
 You could cut off all your hair, I don't think they'd care in New York
 All the critics love you in New York
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 Why you can play what you want to, all the critics love you in New York
 They won't say that you're naïve if you play what you believe in New York
 Purple love-amour is all you're headed for, but don't show it
 The reason that you're cool is 'cause you're from the old school, and they know it
 All the critics love you in New York
 You can dance if you want to, all the critics love you in New York
 You can dance if you want to, all the critics love you in New York
 All the critics love you, all the critics love you
 All the critics love you in New York
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 It's time for a new direction
 It's time for jazz to die
 Fourth day of November
 We need a purple high
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 Don't give up, I'll still love you
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 All the critics love you in New York
 All the critics love you in New York
 All the critics love you, all the critics love you
 All the critics love you in New York
 Body don't wanna quit, gotta get another hit
 Body don't wanna quit, gotta get another hit
 Body don't wanna quit, gotta get another hit
 Body don't wanna quit, gotta get another hit
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 All the critics love you, all the critics love you
 All the critics love you in New York
 Whattaya lookin' at, punk?
 Look out all you hippies, you ain't as sharp as me
 It ain't about the trippin', but the sexuality, turn it up
 You can dance if you want to
 All the critics love you in New York
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 All the critics love you in New York
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 (Yes, we're certain of it, he's definitely masturbating)
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 All the critics love you in New York
 Take a bath, hippies!
 All the critics love you in New York
 All the critics love you in New York
 All the critics love you in New York
 All the critics love you in New York
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