Tonz Of Fun

How shallow can a man be
 I borrowed this story from a friend
 now an enemy
 'cause no friend of mine would ever cross the line
 and disrespect a lady of any kind
 Stranger in my bed
 can't recall last night
 that's why
 I'm sleepin' with Carney Wilson's head
 oh god
 got to wash my nuts
 I've done it once again
 Go Go get dressed
 get outta my bed
 now find your way home
 Go
 Lucky to have survived
 she was more than twice my size
 big is beautiful
 but I'm just a small guy
 and I could break
 under the weight of her thighs
 maybe now I should quit my drinkin'
 what was I thinkin'
 oh god
 I've done it once again
 Go Go get dressed
 get outta my bed
 now find your way home
 Go get dressed
 get outta my bed
 now find your way home
 I had the beer goggles strapped on
 passed out
 face down
 naked on the lawn
 awakened by the vibration of the earth shaking
 the type of girl that literally brings home the bacon
 in my state of mind
 I was hers for the taking
 it seems she was interested in some lovemaking
 "do you know Jay Slim, I heard he was hung"
 it was then that I knew
 we were in for wang chung
 she grabbed my car keys
 my ID
 we dipped
 in between sips of Schlitz
 she kept lickin' her lips
 I couldn't tell if that meant she wanted my dick
 or to drive-thru KFC for another drumstick
 I feel so ashamed
 no one to blame but myself
 I've done it once again
 Go Go get dressed
 get outta my bed
 now find your way home
 Go get dressed
 get outta my bed
 now find your way home
 How shallow can a man be
 he must be too blind to see
 that he's bleeding insecurities
 and she cries...