Moving the River - Acoustic

You surely are a truly gifted kid
 But you're only good as
 The last great thing you did
 And where have you been since then
 Did the schedule get you down?
 I hear you've got a new girlfriend
 How's the wife taking it?
 If it's uphill all the way
 You should be used to it by now
 You must know me
 Father it's your son
 And I know that you are proud
 Of everything I've done
 But it's the wonders I perform
 Pulling rabbits out of hats
 When sometimes I'd prefer
 Simply to wear them
 If it's uphill all the way
 You should be used to it and say
 My back is broad enough, sir
 To take the strain and it's
 Hello mother, it's your son
 And aren't you proud
 Of all I've done
 But I'm turkey hungry, I'm chicken free
 And I can't breakdance on your knee
 But it's stay right there son, baby do
 While I is itchin for something new
 So watch me hawkeye and understand
 The force of will, the sleight of hand
 Movin the river
 I'm turkey hungry, I'm chicken free
 Movin the river
 And I can't breakdance on your knee
 Movin the river
 Bucket by spoon
 And do you think that they'll like me
 When they learn what I?
 Movin the river
 Money for jam
 But it takes such an effort to stay where I am...