Run That By Me One More Time

Run that by me one more time
 To make sure that I heard you right
 I hope you don't expect me to believe that line
 I might be crazy, but I ain't dumb
 And I know a lie when I hear one
 Would you run that by me one more time?
 Well, you're late again, I see
 What's your excuse this time?
 Don't you try to kiss and make up
 When you smell so strong from wine
 Well, I'm not late, the clock is wrong
 You need to wind Big Ben
 Honey, that's not wine you smell
 That's aftershave for men
 Would you run that by me one more time?
 What happened to the money
 I gave you to pay the rent?
 The rent is overdue
 And we ain't got one red cent
 I put it in the cookie jar
 The day you brought it home
 One day when I came back from town
 I looked and I'll be dogged if that money wasn't gone!
 Would you run that by me one more time?