Fight and Scratch

Fight and scratch fight and scratch that's all we ever do
 There surely must be more to love than to fight and scratch with you
 You you to fight and scratch with you
 Well you just bought a foal last month now you want a wig
 It looks like you couldn't understand my paycheck ain't that big
 Well what about the dough you lose in them poker games downtown
 I figured you'd mention that smart aleck
 Yeah and that brand new boat and that fishin' gear
 But no uhhuh I don't reckon that'd count really
 Fight and scratch fight and scratch...
 Sometimes I swear I think that you're the devil in disguise
 Cause when you're mad you oughta see the fire fly from your eyes
 Well you don't look so cute yourself when you're mad at me
 And if you don't like the way I look then you know how to leave Bossy Catfish
 Fight and scratch fight and scratch...
 Well I love you and you love me but we're always findin' fault
 But the way we fight you wouldn't know that we had any love at all
 We just fight like cats and dogs we'll leave then come right back
 For what excitement would we have if we didn't fight and scratch
 Fight and scratch fight and scratch...
 Why don't you drop dead oh you'd like me to and I'll live forever just for spite
 Why don't you keep your big mouth shot
 Well why don't you just make me if you think you're big enough
 Yeah and I could whip you with both hands tied behind
 Yeah you just try it with me and I'll knock your brains out
 With a stick of soap that's good Catfish
 What's a catfish why'd you call me that
 They're all mouth and no brains boy that's really good
 It's all I can do to keep from laughin' hah
 That's funny you sure are a fynny little fellow