U-Mass

In the sleepy west of the woody east
 Is a valley full, full of pioneer
 We're not just kids to say the least
 We got ideas to us that's dear
 Like capitalist, like communist
 Like lots of things you've heard about
 And redneckers, they get us pissed
 And stupid stuff it makes us shout
 Oh, dance with me, oh, don't be shy
 Oh, kiss me cunt, oh, kiss me, cock
 Oh, kiss the world, oh, kiss the sky
 Oh, kiss my ass, oh, let it rock
 Of the April birds and the May bee
 Oh, baby
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 University of Massachusetts, please
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