Pretty Smart On My Part - Live

Pre>e
 I can see him coming
 He's walking down the highway
 With his big boots on
 And his big thumb out
 A
 He wants to get me
 He wants to hurt me
 E/a/b a e
 He wants bring me down
 C#m
 But sometime later when I'm feel a little straighter
 I will come across a stranger
 Who'll remind me of the danger
 A - b e
 And then I'll run him over
 Ae
 Pretty smart on my part
 D a - e
 Find my way home in the dark
 I can see her coming
 Sure looks pretty
 Her breasts are bold
 And her mouth is large
 She wants to get me
 She wants to hurt me
 She wants to bring me down
 But sometime later when I feel a little naked
 I'll lead her to altar
 Then I'll tie her all in leather
 Then I'm gonna whip her
 Pretty smart on my part
 Find my way home in the dark
 I can see him coming
 He's walking through bedroom
 With a switchblade knife
 He's looking at my wife
 He wants to get me
 He wants to hurt me
 He wants to bring me down
 But sometime later when I feel a little braver
 I'll go hunting with my rifle
 Where the wild geese are flying
 Then I'm gonna bag one
 Pretty smart on my part
 Find my way home in the dark
 I can see them coming
 They're training in the mountains
 And they talk chinese
 And they spread disease
 They want to get me
 They want to hurt me
 They want bring me down
 But sometime later when I feel a little safer
 We'll assasinate the president
 And take over the government
 And then we're going to fry them
 Pretty smart on my part
 Find my way home in the dark /pre>