When They Realy Get To Know You They Will Run

what makes you think that it won't grow back
 in a day or two
 husbands in winter, they know the truth
 but what can they do
 i don't like girls the way they are
 so shave their legs, and make them look like movie stars
 then we can pretend it's natural
 put on whatever makes you attractive
 if it's not you, then do it for the sake of fashion
 if your friends like a certain you, that's who you have to be
 junior high legs; blond hair gone brown
 from removing it
 waxing since thirteen - wisdom from a beauty queen
 her tiara digging deep in her head
 put on whatever makes you attractive
 if it's not you, then do it for the sake of fashion
 if your friends like a certain you, that's who you have to be
 that's who you've got to be
 i'm starting to think that i'm kinda shy or at least i'd like to be
 winter legs give me heart attacks so take it off with laser, so it never comes back
 so we can pretend it's natural