Penetration

Have you ever seen an idealist with gray hairs on his head?
 Or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
 You only think you did
 And I could've sworn I saw it too
 But as it turns out
 It was just a clever ad for cigarettes
 Cause if it isn't making dollars
 Then it isn't making sense
 If you aren't moving units
 Then you're not worth the expense
 If you really want to make it
 You had best remember this:
 If it isn't penetration
 Then it isn't worth a kiss
 And we're so sorry sir, but you did not quite make the cut this time
 And we'd appreciate it if you cleared your stuff all out by five
 Don't take it personal
 Everyone knows you did your best
 If it makes it easier you should look at it from our perspective end
 Cause if it isn't making dollars
 Then it isn't making sense
 If you aren't moving units
 Then you're not worth the expense
 If you really want to make it
 You had best remember this:
 If it isn't penetration
 Then it isn't worth a kiss