Indian Summer

Ultraviolet rays are washing over all the boys and girls
 As their moms lay tanning by the pool
 Oh look their dad's arriving home
 All the children hug his neck
 Unaware of their inheritance
 All of the experts say you ought to start them young
 That way they'll naturally love the taste of corporate cum
 God bless the Indian summer
 Don't you just love the sun?
 Doesn't it make you feel good all over?
 It's my pleasure to announce
 In conjuction with the feds
 And my recent popularity
 Thanks in part to Mother Nature
 It will never rain again
 It should do wonders for the GNP
 If you're just joining us now, you've missed a brilliant speech
 We go now live to the street to find out what the voters think
 He's worked a miracle
 I just now bought a brand new car
 God bless the Indian summer