One Man's Ceiling Is Another Man's Floor

There's been some hard feelings here
 About some words that were said
 There's some hard feelings here and what is more
 There was a bloody purple nose
 And some bloody purple clothes
 That were messing up the lobby floor
 It's just apartment house rules, so all you 'partment house fools
 Remember, one man's ceiling is another man's floor
 One man's ceiling is another man's floor
 There's been some strange goin's on
 And some folks have come and gone
 Like the elevator man, he don't work no more
 I heard a racket in the hall
 I thought I heard a fall
 But I never opened up my door
 It's just apartment house sense
 It's like apartment house rents
 Remember, one man's ceiling is another man's floor
 One man's ceiling is another man's floor
 There's an alley in the back of my building
 Where some people congregate in shame
 I was walking with my dogs
 The night was black with smog
 When I thought I heard somebody call my name
 Remember, one man's ceiling is another man's floor
 One man's ceiling