1-900 Lover

Now baby, I'm doing fine since you left me
 And my friends seem to think I have a lot more time
 But as far as I'm concerned, all the money that I earn
 Is going to that little girl out in Caroline
 Well, she said I was the greatest lover she'd ever heard
 Yeah, she said that I had too much love for you
 And for a small five dollar cover she'd be my long distance lover
 And as long as I pay she'll never say we're through
 Well, I'm a 1-900 user, I'm a telephone abuser
 I've got an 800 dollar credit line, oh baby don't wanna make it less, oh fine
 And I've got you to thank baby, that the money in the bank right out here
 Is going to that little girl out in Caroline
 Well, she said that her phone name was Madonna
 And she said that she was just like a virgin, too
 I said, "I don't care about your old virginity just boost my masculinity
 And tell me that your love is ever true"
 Well, I'm a 1-900 user, I'm a telephone abuser
 I've got an 800 dollar credit line, oh baby don't wanna make it less, oh fine
 And I've got you to thank baby, that the money in the bank right out here
 Is going to that little girl out in Caroline
 Baby, I'm doing fine since you left me
 And I'm glad that you just up and let me be
 Yeah, and you can tell your mother, that I done found another
 And I wouldn't call even if you were toll free
 Well, I'm a 1-900 user, I'm a telephone abuser
 Well, I've got an 800 dollar credit line, oh yeah
 And I've got you to thank baby, that the money in the bank right out here
 Is going to that little girl out in Caroline
 Is going to that little girl out in Caroline